WTF THE FUCK JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just saw something so wild that my mind are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justdream this? Or is the reality actually coming apart at the seams? This {whole thing|mess just feels like a horrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. What The Fuck Are You Spouting? Listen up, because I'm